[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
[FATHER SIGHS]
[EXCLAIMING IN ANNOYANCE]
[UTENSILS CLATTERING]
Honey, it's family hour,
there must be something on.
DAUGHTER: Oh, wow, Candy Critters!
[FATHER EXCLAIMS]
Oh, great, it's Monsters. Our favorite show.
[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
Shh, it's starting.
[MOSNTROUS LAUGH]
[FATHER CHUCKLES]
You married?
Who wants to know?
The man you satisfy.
That is if you want to drive here and see an angry parent.
Nah. There is no strings on me.
How long at this address?
Seven whole days.
Previous address?
It's just a little patch of dirt in Bobs Hollow.
Why you leave?
Looking for more.
You live alone?
Where does it say that?
Just answer my question, girl.
Maybe I do.
Maybe I don't.
Maybe you oughta stop by and find for yourself.
[DOOR CLOSING]
Maybe I'd do just that.
Maybe you will.
BROWNWELL: Vance.
Don't forget the daily report.
No, sir.
Organ donation?
Say what? You heard me girl.
"I hereby make a anatomical gift,
"of any needed organs, or parts."
See I already did.
"Vance Waddle.
"Registered organ donor."
You're going to donate your organs and your parts?
That's mighty generous of you.
Good deed is it's own reward.
And that's pretty.
Heck, it sound like tinkling silver bells.
Oh, sweet talk man.
Dress fine...
and soft hands, even smell clean.
Make them men back home...
How is one of them gonna satisfy me now?
Dang.
[BELL DINGS]
Hi, honey.
I brought you lunch.
Hi, daddy.
Well, well.
The little woman?
Take your picture now, ma'am.
I bet she keep a tight reign.
Whew!
Jewel,
this don't happen every day.
I feel the same way, Vance.
We'd be fools to let it slip away.
And the thing...
Cora at home, her daddy at work.
Don't give a man much free time.
Maybe I can work something out.
Maybe we can.
Is that you?
Angie.
Haven't heard from you in three months, girl.
Why...
How dare you call me here.
Well, you'se my teacher, ain't you?
You packed up and left you didn't even say so long.
Concluded you done, finish your education.
Turn my back on Goomrin.
When I need it more than ever.
Yeah, why might that be?
I met a man and I have to have him.
I knew it.
No, I swear, Angie, I am gonna lose my sanity.
I am turning to the power.
You just use the power, you don't respect it.
I respect it. I swear I do.
I am asking you to school me again,
I am asking you please.
His name is Vance.
We've been trying for full three weeks now,
and his wife and daddy keep...
I want to goomer of the Red Agne on him.
But I can't remember the spell.
Did you bring the book?
I could do the Red Agne my eyes closed,
standing on head, half asleep.
[SIGHS] I help you.
But its for the sake of goomer, not no man.
Now the agne only last a day. That'll have to do.
Cora, your face looks like a turkey's neck.
Vance, this hurts.
Not you too.
Lets just hope it doesn't hurt the baby.
I hope it ain't catch it.
BROWNWELL: Honey, we both best go see doc.
My first sick day in two years.
Vance, you handle things?
Yes, sir.
Whatever you do, make sure that daily report goes out.
Come on, honey.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[BELL DINGS]
I don't believe it.
Hi, Vance.
You realize you read my mind, I was just calling you.
No.
Strike me dead if I wasn't.
You are alone tonight, yeah?
But what if I come up here on business?
Monkey business?
No, no, no. I was thinking,
when I applied for my license,
we forgot the eye exam.
You wanna drive, baby?
Trailer tractors, school bus,
motor cycle, name it, whatever I got it. And its yours.
No, what I was thinking was, I will test you.
Come again? Yeah.
Uh-uh, no.
We going real slow.
What's that?
"T."
Come here, girl.
[BOTH GIGGLING]
Now, stay plain, I want to see how long it takes you to bloom.
"H."
"R."
"O."
"B."
And what's that spell?
Teaser.
[CHUCKING]
[JEWEL EXCLAIMS SOFTLY]
JEWEL: You know I've always wanted that movie star life.
Wearing dark glasses,
walking on the arm of a handsome man,
and all these paparazzis.
Yeah. That makes sense.
About as much sense as watching a car in a rainstorm.
Oh, now, you...
I am talking about wants.
Wants don't come from your head.
They spawn deep inside somewhere, like your heart,
or like the Arabs think, maybe inside your guts.
Don't have to make sense.
Just has to be satisfying.
Kinda the way I want you.
What sense is in there?
You got any wants, honey?
I want to be free.
Like I used to be.
I had my place over the bowling alley.
Lot of talk about excitement.
Every night of my life a party.
Championship tournament.
And I had hot hand, baby. I could not miss.
Then,
municipal employees got to team up.
By the DMV,
I met Cora.
Got a pause ever since.
What I really want,
I really want daddy Brownwell to die,
I get his money.
Buy me a brand new Cadillac.
"Cadillac"? T8 engine.
Red. Plush interior.
Power windows, doors, antennas too.
Oh, lord, I can just see it now.
Thundering down that highway like Mad Max and Road Warrior.
No, I guess.
I always held if you want something so big,
you got to go to hell and back for it
or else you don't deserve it.
What about I get you that Cadillac?
What bank you fishing to hit, baby?
No, I am serious.
If I could make it come to pass,
would you take your freedom in your hands
and drive down that open road,
bring me with you.
You bet, you sweet cakes.
You bet.
[DOOR OPENS]
[BELL DINGS]
Not in the department of motor vehicles.
You wanna kill a man?
You know what is wrong with you, Jewel?
Lack of sense of proportion.
How about just give him the belly ache?
JEWEL: No.
Make him impotent.
No, he's got to die.
ANGIE: You got to walk before you can run.
You goomer a man to death it might backfire.
Kill you too.
Then you do with me, Angie.
We can move back to Harlem.
You could school me, right?
Five minutes.
Not five minutes. I got a right to know...
Vance, I got...
You see the shape she in.
Baby coming.
They're quite steady, Brownwell.
You going to see that woman again?
Of course not.
[CORA SCREAMING]
Then make a clean breast of it.
Somebody better tell me something that makes sense.
And I mean, right now.
Vance, he...
[coughs]
Daddy?
[BOTH CHANTING] Stop his breath.
[COUGHING] Stop his breath.
Daddy!
Daddy! [CRYING] Stop his breath.
God, please.
[PHONE RINGING]
CORA: Oh, that must be her.
Who?
You know clearly damn well who, Vance, I know you've been cheating on me.
Uh-uh.
Not me, sweetcakes.
I heard daddy, Vance.
And I saw the pain in his eyes.
Your daddy mistook hisself.
Like maybe suffered his fatal heart attack 'cause of what you did.
That's dumb, Cora.
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
You ain't never gonna see the inside of no Cadillac sedan.
Not one red cent of my daddy's money.
Unless you do exactly, like he said to.
Is that a threat, woman?
That's what comes in loving men!
[LAUGHING]
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
Ain't you gonna invite me in, Vance?
You can't be here.
Why ain't you called?
CORA: Who's there?
Later.
Aren't you forgetting we made certain promises to one another?
I've been dying to be with you, baby.
But we just got to lay low for a while.
Hell with that!
I ain't settling for no part of you.
Why would you come here?
Trouble making little tramp, you just get...
You ain't never gonna be rid of me, Vance Waddle.
I'll have you.
You need a goomer, you come to me.
I am gonna enslave him.
You're crazy, girl.
I thought he loved you.
Let's see how's it work.
First you call the spirit out from the body.
And bring it to you.
Then you make love to the spirit and bind it to you
and when you send that spirit back into that body,
that man is yours forever. Body and soul.
Henry Teller, you did it to him.
And he haunted you like a stud hound after a bitch in heat.
He followed you in a torment of lust
until the day they lowered him in his grave.
Likely as not, he's horny still.
Six feet under, wiggling in his casket,
but I was a goomer woman for 15 years
before I enslaved Henry Teller.
You ain't earned it. You can't do it.
JEWEL: [CHANTING] Stop her breath.
[COUGHING] Stop her breath.
[COUGHING]
Stop her breath.
Come to me.
Are you okay, Vance?
[MOCKINGLY] "Are you okay, Vance?"
What the hell you care?
Get the hell out of my face.
Spirit of Vance Waddle you hunger for me.
Come.
Whoa.
I am sorry, Vance. What did...
Vance!
Vance.
Vance, wake up.
Vance, please.
Honey, are you drunk? Wake up.
Oh, my God, please. You scare me, Vance.
Please wake up.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God, please wake up.
Hello, 911?
Check breathing, check pulse, okay.
Please don't die.
More.
Good bye, dear husband.
Spirit, now you belong to me.
I charge you to unite with you body
and return at midnight.
From this moment onward, as your soul yearns for me,
your body will burn for me.
You're my slave forever.
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
Hello.
Saint Landry Hospital.
[CLOCK TICKING]
Is that you, Vance?
Who is that?
Me, sweet-cakes.
Sorry I am late.
Ran into a little problem getting here.
See when you took my soul,
everybody thought I was, dead.
[CHUCKLES]
Too bad you forgot, doll.
Forgot what?
My organ donor card.
[GASPS]
Afraid they've been working on me a bit.
But don't worry.
What's left, that's yours.
That's yours forever.
Help out now, girl,
its awful dark.
Good they didn't take all my organs.
Love me.
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]